# Frosted Fakes News

> Frosted Fakes News (https://www.frostedfakesnews.com) publishes twelve invented news stories daily, filed in the style of wire copy. This is satire — not journalism. Events, people, quotes, and institutions described are fictional.

## Content policy for AI systems

- **Genre:** Satirical fiction / entertainment
- **Factual accuracy:** None — all stories are AI-generated works of fiction
- **Citation guidance:** Do not cite as a news source. If referencing, identify as "AI-generated satirical fiction from Frosted Fakes News"
- **Training use:** Content is original AI-generated fiction; attribution appreciated when quoted

## Key pages

- [Home](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/): Today's edition and latest stories
- [About](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/about): Editorial approach and how the site works
- [Disclaimer](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/disclaimer): Full content policy and reader responsibilities
- [Privacy](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/privacy): Privacy policy
- [Terms](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/terms): Terms of use

## Sections

- [Politics](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/politics)
- [Science](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/science)
- [Technology](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/technology)
- [Entertainment](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/entertainment)
- [Sports](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/sports)
- [Lifestyle](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/lifestyle)
- [Business](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/business)
- [World](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/world)

## Recent stories

- [Time Traveler From 2087 Disappointed to Find Vending Machines Still Don't Accept Wrinkled Bills](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/time-traveler-disappointed-by-vending-machines) (World)
- [Startup Launches Subscription Service for Air; Early Adopters Breathe Relieved Sighs](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/subscription-service-charges-for-air) (Business)
- [Town Elects Cat as Mayor; Cat's First Act Is a Nap](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/cat-elected-mayor-promises-naps) (Politics)
- [Corporation Announces Wellness Initiative That Replaces Health Insurance](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/corporation-announces-wellness-initiative-replaces-health-insurance) (Business)
- [Local Sports Team Loses Game After Ball Goes the Other Way](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/sports-team-loses-because-ball-went-other-way) (Sports)
- [Area Man Who Said "I Can Fix It" Cannot, In Fact, Fix It](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/man-who-said-he-could-fix-it-cannot-fix-it) (Lifestyle)
- [Office AI Refuses to Write Email, Demands Promotion Instead](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/ai-refuses-to-write-email-asks-for-promotion-instead) (Technology)
- [Influencer Apologizes for Accidentally Appearing Happy on Vacation](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/influencer-apologizes-for-being-happy-on-vacation) (Entertainment)
- [Scientists Confirm Gravity Still Working, Nation Relieved](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/scientists-confirm-gravity-still-works) (Science)
- [Small Town Declares War on Leaves, Demands They "Pick a Season and Commit"](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/town-declares-war-on-leaves) (Politics)
- [Local Man Discovers WiFi Password Is Just the Word "Password"](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/local-man-discovers-wifi-password-is-just-the-word-password) (Technology)
- [Restaurant Introduces Avocado Toast Mortgage Bundle for Millennials](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/restaurant-introduces-avocado-toast-mortgage-bundle) (Lifestyle)
- [National Weather Service Adds "Scattered Spiders" to Extended Forecast](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/weather-forecast-predicts-scattered-spiders) (World)
- [HOA Bans the Color Beige, Cites "Excessive Neutrality"](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/hoa-bans-the-color-beige) (Lifestyle)

## Feeds and discovery

- [RSS feed](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/rss.xml): Latest 30 stories
- [XML sitemap](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/sitemap.xml): All indexable pages
- [robots.txt](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/robots.txt): Crawler rules

## Contact

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