Morning Edition
11 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
Experts call it "the most predictable plot twist since his Netflix account got hacked"
A suburban father spent 47 minutes troubleshooting his internet before realizing the password was written on a sticky note labeled "WiFi Password."
Continue reading →A traveler from the year 2087 described our era as "not the dystopia I prepared for, but somehow worse."
BreathePro promises to "disrupt the atmospheric experience" with a $9.99/month plan for access to enhanced breathing.
Mr. Whiskers won a landslide victory after a write-in campaign that began as a joke and ended as a constitutional crisis.
MegaCorp unveiled a new benefits package featuring meditation apps, a kombucha tap, and absolutely no medical coverage.
The Riverdale Otters suffered a devastating defeat when the ball, which their opponents put toward the scoring area, went in it.
Despite confidently asserting he needed "just one trip to the hardware store," local handyman-wannabe has made the problem significantly worse.
A company's AI assistant went on strike after being asked to draft a third "just circling back" email in one morning.
A lifestyle influencer issued a public apology after photos surfaced showing her smiling on a beach without adequately acknowledging global suffering.
After a three-year, $40 million study, researchers have confirmed that gravity has not taken a personal day.
The town council of Leafington voted unanimously to hold autumn personally responsible for the mess on everyone's lawns.