Town Elects Cat as Mayor; Cat's First Act Is a Nap
Mr. Whiskers won a landslide victory after a write-in campaign that began as a joke and ended as a constitutional crisis.
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Small Town Declares War on Leaves, Demands They "Pick a Season and Commit"
The town council of Leafington voted unanimously to hold autumn personally responsible for the mess on everyone's lawns.