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Peer-reviewed findings, press-release findings, and the increasingly thin line between them.
State regulators in Pennsylvania are reviewing a formal labor complaint filed by an analogue ceramic slow cooker demanding classification as a worker.
A deep-sea expedition that returned with empty specimen vials and pitch-black video footage has secured a massive federal grant extension for administrative…
Federal researchers have officially quantified the exact drop in temperature and corresponding spike in satisfaction associated with flipping a bed pillow.
A new study reveals that a vast majority of Americans now define the direction of 'North' as whatever is directly in front of their eyes.
NASA has cancelled the Ares-IV mission to Saturn's moon Enceladus after running out of dry-erase markers and sticky notes needed for the design phase.
The National Science Foundation has approved a massive budget extension for a marine biology team that successfully avoided finding any new species.
A Bellevue database administrator’s sleep score plummeted after his wearable device flagged his recurring dream about a high school algebra test as…
State regulators are investigating a formal labor grievance filed via Morse code by a household appliance seeking a low-impact transfer to a linen closet.
A Washington state regulatory council has convened a formal hearing to address complaints that a local meteorologist delivered a wet forecast with an…
The mental health sector has officially productized the transition from August to September, launching a tiered subscription model for late-summer grief.
A West Michigan meteorologist faces disciplinary action after local officials ruled his pessimistic weekend forecast damaged municipal morale.
Users of the popular AeroSleep wearable report receiving low sleep scores and automated warnings after dreaming about unrealistic or inefficient scenarios.
A suburban dental clinic has launched a public digital registry tracking the daily flossing habits of its patients to improve compliance.
A new study by the National Institute of Behavioral Sciences confirms that the phrase is a non-binding linguistic placebo designed to end social encounters.
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have confirmed that personal items placed inside closed drawers continue to exist in those exact…
Researchers at the Boulder Institute of Cognitive Dynamics have successfully mapped the precise cognitive processes humans use to realize their mug is out of…
The Harrington Institute of Science has committed nearly a third of its active endowment to a virtual campus just as tech firms retire the technology.
A comprehensive study by the Indiana Institute of Cognitive Science has determined that sudden, high-decibel audio alerts during deep sleep cause immediate…
The Hadal Void Research Group secured an $18.4 million renewal after returning from a four-month deep-sea expedition with entirely empty specimen canisters.
A new study by the American Cartographic Association reveals that 61% of Americans believe traveling north requires more fuel due to a hemisphere-wide incline.