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Peer-reviewed findings, press-release findings, and the increasingly thin line between them.
The American Alliance of Behavioral Wellness has officially trademarked the late-summer feeling of mild domestic dread, limiting its treatment to licensed…
A Boston man's premium sleep-tracking device has issued a series of critical alerts after classifying his REM-state dreams as structurally disorganized.
The Oakhaven Municipal Broadcast Board has issued a formal warning to meteorologist Gerald Finch over his "persistently grim" delivery of a humid heatwave…
A Naperville dental clinic has eliminated plaque by equipping patients with Bluetooth-enabled floss dispensers that send increasingly disappointed text…
The National Weather Service has officially classified a persistent, low-hanging cloud over Decatur County, Indiana, as pathologically hesitant.
A Seattle man finds his wellness discount suspended after his sleep tracker flagged his recurring falling dreams as 'inefficient resource allocation.'
The American Psychiatric Guild has patented the late-summer feeling of mild regret, restricting its therapeutic treatment to a six-week commercial window.
A new study reveals a widespread domestic misunderstanding of thermodynamics, with millions convinced that ambient temperature is piped in from Maryland.
The University of Southern Ohio’s board of trustees voted unanimously to dedicate a massive portion of its endowment to a virtual nanotechnology facility.
A multi-year study by the National Institutes of Health has formally identified the neurological state of staring blankly at a wall while damp.
The National Science Foundation has renewed a major grant for the Hadal Void Project after the expedition successfully documented a total lack of biological…
A five-year federal study has successfully isolated the therapeutic benefits of flipping a pillow over to access the cooler, unused side.
Sanitation services in West Millbrook remain suspended as a municipal committee struggles to classify a hybrid packaging material that defies the state's…
A rigid federal procurement algorithm has forced the cancellation of the Aethelgard-7 mission to Jupiter after a minor stationery budget overdraft locked the…
A temporal physicist from the late 21st century has cut his historical observation mission short after encountering a frustratingly familiar packaging defect.
A new atmospheric study reveals that a vast majority of Americans view the daytime moon as an administrative lapse rather than a natural orbit.
The National Weather Service reports that a 200-mile-wide atmospheric system over Michigan has entered a phase of non-communicative, passive-aggressive…
Excavations in central Turkey have revealed the ruins of a 4,000-year-old city-state where social status and religion revolved around stabilizing uneven…
Researchers have successfully mapped the thermal properties of leaving a single leg outside the blankets, naming the childhood habit 'Unilateral Appendicular…
Oakhaven sanitation officials have halted all waste collection after a single composite tea cup triggered a profound taxonomic crisis at the sorting facility.