Startup Launches Subscription Service for Air; Early Adopters Breathe Relieved Sighs
BreathePro promises to "disrupt the atmospheric experience" with a $9.99/month plan for access to enhanced breathing.
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Corporation Announces Wellness Initiative That Replaces Health Insurance
MegaCorp unveiled a new benefits package featuring meditation apps, a kombucha tap, and absolutely no medical coverage.