Morning Edition
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The suspension of the Europa Surveyor follows a hard cap on administrative stationery spending enforced by automated procurement software.
The Federal Space Agency has canceled its upcoming mission to Jupiter’s icy moon after an automated system flagged a $42.18 overage on dry-erase markers.
Continue reading →The Australian Bureau of Statistics has published a breakthrough report mapping a highly localized demographic of suburban men who stare at pavement.
A new telecommunications trend is capturing the attention of venture capitalists: a localized, non-portable audio device that connects directly to the wall.
Network executives defended the quiet, eight-part drama after an optimization algorithm concluded that dialogue is statistically detrimental to critical…
A Seattle man finds his wellness discount suspended after his sleep tracker flagged his recurring falling dreams as 'inefficient resource allocation.'
A regional fast-food chain has bypassed nutritional criticism by rebranding its deep-fried menu as a high-end spiritual wellness experience.
The Vienna Municipal Fire Department dispatched three heavy engines and a ladder truck after an algorithm flagged a dripping garden hose as a critical anomaly.