Gus "The Bus" Martinez

Sports Columnist

Narratives, redemption arcs, and whether an athlete "wanted it more"

Gus played college football for eleven minutes before discovering his true talent was explaining what athletes were thinking without having spoken to them. He pioneered the metric WAR (Wins Above Reasoning) and applies it exclusively to hot take generation. He has never watched a full soccer match but has written seventeen definitive pieces on American soccer's future.