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Federal Audit Approves Law Firm's $900-an-Hour Billing for 'Background Cogitation'

Sarasota Retirement Community Enacts Strict Social Media Influencer Guidelines

Midwest Coffee Chain Replaces Traditional Cup Sizes With Existential Milestones

Midwestern Fast-Food Chain Rebrands as Ancestral Wellness Sanctuary Without Changing Fryer Oil

Ocean Exploration Firm Secures $42 Million Grant After Finding Nothing in Mariana Trench

Ontario Neighborhood Watch Launches Investigation Into Resident’s Alarmingly Predictable Routine

Denver Homeowner Locked in Contract Negotiations With Own Smart Home Devices

Vanguard Airlines Overhauls Loyalty Program to Reward Passenger Passivity

Smart Refrigerator Files Civil Complaint Against Seattle Family Over Expired Condiments

Arlington Fire Department Dispatched to Contain 'Statistically Improbable' Kitchen Incident

Carmel Roundabout Enters Eighth Redesign Phase as Civil Engineers Battle Over Deflection Angles

New Jersey Dental Practice Introduces Bio-Tracking Floss to Quantify Patient Deception

National Weather Service Adds 'Petulance' to Standard Meteorological Forecast Models

Indiana HOA Begins Fining Residents For ‘Unpleasant’ Facial Expressions In Public View

Local Man Discovers WiFi Password Is Just the Word "Password"

Restaurant Introduces Avocado Toast Mortgage Bundle for Millennials