Morning Edition
5 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
MBTA voice talent Sarah Jenkins requests that passengers stop interpreting her prerecorded warnings about platform safety as metaphors for personal growth
Boston transit voice artist Sarah Jenkins clarifies that her automated station announcements are not intended as secular mindfulness sermons.
Continue reading →Negotiations for the Indo-Pacific Maritime Treaty dissolved in Geneva after delegates failed to reach a consensus on the structural flow of the lunch buffet.
A new matchmaking platform is bypassing traditional compatibility metrics to pair users by their most irritating behavioral flaws.
A newly excavated fourth-century BCE settlement in Greece suggests classical citizens preferred the agonizing process of choosing entertainment over actually…
The Oakhaven Town Council has renewed the contract of a theatrical consultant hired to translate the non-verbal cues of Mayor Buster, a Great Pyrenees, into…