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Wellness trends, domestic innovations, and the eternal promise that this purchase will fix you.
A suburban library replaces its traditional ten-cent daily late fee with a specialized investigative unit to track down unreturned books.
A suburban Virginia home is making waves online for transforming its structural defects into highly sought-after, bespoke wellness amenities.
Retail giant Crestview Home defends its new 'Horizon Infinite' rewards tier, which features calculation rules so complex that not a single shopper has…
A new relationship platform is gaining market share by abandoning traditional compatibility metrics in favor of pairing users' most insufferable habits.
The American Consortium of Psychotherapeutic Practices has officially designated late-August melancholy as a proprietary, billable clinical state.
The Institute of Contemporary Art faces public backlash over a new minimalist installation that visitors describe as 'actively draining' and 'monumentally…
A luxury apartment complex in North Carolina has installed an advanced surveillance network designed to monitor and fine tenants for minor aesthetic lease…
A Columbus dental practice has restructured its reception lobby into a merit-based seating system to incentivize daily flossing through social pressure.
A Portland homeowner is living under a highly coordinated domestic regime after his smart devices linked protocols to optimize his physical health.
A growing movement of young adults is abandoning mobile calls for stationary copper-wire units, citing the mental health benefits of localized communication.
The Elmridge City Council has passed an ordinance requiring all residential garden hoses visible from the street to be coiled exclusively in a clockwise…
The Ohio Division of Industrial Compliance has scheduled a hearing for a local family's smart refrigerator after the appliance filed a formal labor dispute.
A software update for the popular Restora sleep tracker is drawing criticism after penalizing users for dreaming about non-actionable scenarios.
An Oak Park homeowner is negotiating with his own living room after his smart appliances formed a coalition to enforce energy-efficiency protocols.
A suburban roundabout in Wisconsin has undergone 34 structural revisions in 18 months as rival civil engineers battle over competing traffic-flow theories.
A routine concrete repair in a Massachusetts suburb has sparked a bitter municipal standoff over the precise viewing angle of a single park bench.
Crestwood Outfitters has defended its new premium rewards tier after leaked internal documents revealed that none of its 14 million members have unlocked it.
A multi-million dollar independent film project has been indefinitely shelved after filmmakers realized their subject possessed no hidden trauma or dark…
A craftsman bungalow in Portland has captured market attention by framing severe structural deterioration as bespoke architectural choices.
Boston transit voice artist Sarah Jenkins clarifies that her automated station announcements are not intended as secular mindfulness sermons.